Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
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I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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