So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
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Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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