Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
So many bounce houses so little time
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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