Annihilated within 20 minutes of arriving on Saturday, proceeded to hook up with him half a dozen times/almost have sex in the shed. Later on I text his boyfriend letting him know he's okay and that he's asleep next to me. If I could parlay this skill into a vital component of national security I'd be the Jack Bauer of homewrecking. Diner later?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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