I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I walked into my house this morning to find an 18 pack on the counter. I think that's gods way of ringing the bell for round two.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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