I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
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Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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