kristin has been a bad kristin
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
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LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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