She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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