apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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