So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
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I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
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WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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