OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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