I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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