So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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