i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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