You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
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My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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