All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
We don't watch enough power rangers
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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