Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
How external is "for external use only"?
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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