what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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