I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
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It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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