he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
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