I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
Randomize
