I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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