I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
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I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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