in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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