Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
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