Fuck appropriateness.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
