Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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