The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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