dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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