Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
I had to cum in my sink.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
