u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
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Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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