what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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