I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
foreskin is a definite game changer
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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