STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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