Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
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It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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