Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
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Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
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