Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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