we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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