just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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