At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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