i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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