I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
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Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I just want to make out with him forever
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
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