Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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