I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
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We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
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I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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