You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
