Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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