You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Randomize
