Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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