I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
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im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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