Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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