I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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