seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
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Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
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Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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