So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I need to calm my uterus...
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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