I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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