Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
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just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
I have post one night stand depression
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