Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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